Ravi Abuvala
Today we meet Ravi Abuvala.
Ravi's ad popped up on my YouTube screen while I was trying to watch Mel Street Borrowed Angel youtube video.
Ravi says I can make $6 million in 6 months.
He's got a Facebook page so it must be true.
And he has a Twitter account. Not blue-check verified but by gosh there it is in black and white. This is a lock-in sure bet. Home run. I'm going to get a penthouse suite overlooking the ocean in Miami and then walk around the street handing one-thousand dollars in cash to every homeless person I see.
If you need any cash, just send me an email and I'll send it to you via Fedex overnight.
Thank you Ravi, for showing me that money does in fact grow on trees and is there for the picking. I'm sure all of my teachers in school were well aware of this but just wanted me to wait until I was 60 years old before letting me in on the secret.
I guess it's the cool thing to do to make videos that cut to a different scene every 2 seconds. That way whoever's watching them just goes like holy moly you are so cool man how much do you want and who do I make the check out to? To Ravi Abuvala? Ok Ravi, I'm sending my money to you now. You are so cool.
A few years ago he was going to law school but now he just flies around in his private jet at 21 years of age. Ravi for president!
That's when he realized that maybe he would just rather have money raining down on him in the form of $100 bills 24 hours a day.
I know I'm the last guy at this party. Why didn't all of my readers and all of my friends and family and doctors and nurses and pastors and preachers tell me? Why wasn't this in the local paper? I think I could go out and find somebody who would like to have money raining down on them 24 hours a day. It might take me awhile but I think I could find somebody.
He was flat broke. He had just lost everything. His life was hopeless. He was about to lose his wife and his car and his home and his dog and everything else. Then he saw a video just like this one. I just a few short months he was the richest man in the world at 21 years of age and now he wants to help me do exactly the same thing, only at 60 years of age.
Amazingly this is not real estate, not multi-level marketing, not online advertising, or anything that takes any work or effort of any kind. All I have to do is send him a big check and as soon as it clears his bank I'm rich. Count me in Ravi. Hold my place. I'm writing out the check now.
The nice thing is that literally no one else is doing this. Ravi is going to show me the secret to being showered with $50,000 checks every time I turn around and I don't even have to get out of bed.
Oh no this offer is expiring in just a few minutes. Please Ravi, don't shut down the enrollment period before I get this check into your hands.
I want my slice of the pie Ravi, please don't end the offer before you get my money, I'm clicking on the link now.
I clicked on the link.
The first time I clicked on it, it took me here.
Then I clicked on it again and it took me to a different page somewhere else.
Are you testing different pages Ravi? You sneaky devil you.
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Ravi has just saved the world. Thank you Ravi.
FOR BUSY WORKING PEOPLE LOOKING TO EARN AN EXTRA $500 - $5,000 A MONTH
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Yes I am a busy working people Ravi. How did you know I was here?
There's only a few days left.
Ravi has the same pitch that some other goo-roo that I was watching yesterday has. Something about making $299 every time I looked out my window. I hadn't started my blog yet and I didn't document who that goo-roo was but I may come across him again and if I do I will make a post about it here.
Ravi is not afraid to admit that he was afraid.
He grinded and he sacrificed and he worked 18 hours a day for years and now he is giving me everything for only $39.
He gained 30 pounds of fat. I've got him beat there.
I should have taken a picture of myself when I was 305 pounds. I could be rich now.
His Dad died of cancer. Nothing to make fun of there. Sorry to hear it Ravi.
His Dad thought he was throwing his whole life away by not going to law school. That would be understandable.
He literally blinked and almost two years had gone by. I literally blinked and forty years had gone by.
This is an hour-long video. I'm still awake but not likely that I will make it to the end.
I'm rich. Let me know if you need any money. I'll send you over to Ravi.
Ravi is so rich now that he only needs to ask me for $39.
I might have to learn more about this.
After you pay $39 for the secret information you will then have the opportunity to send him some more money for the super secret information that unlocks the secret to the secret information that you just paid for.
Get your side hustle off the ground, close your first 1-2 clients, and earn $500 - $1,000+ in just 7 days.
Guaranteed! Should have learned about this in the fifth grade.
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